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Werner807HDI · 27th November 2007, 10:15

Thank you guys, the bigest "Thank you" you ever heard, I feel touching sweet!
Ich bin gerührt! Danke schön!

And here the requested joke:

A nun is sitting in a bus next to a hippie, and the hippie is turning on her to have sex with her. The nun is certainly coy!
While both are getting of the at the same station, the busdriver takes the hippies arm and whispers:"I have a good tip! The nun is praying in the cemetary every evening at ten o´clock!"
The hippie was grinning and said thanks!
At the evening at ten the hippie masked as Jesus goes to the cemetary.
The nun is kneeling and praying. The hippie goes to her and says:"I am Jesus and I command you to have sex with me!"
"Ok," says the nun:"But only because you are JESUS, and only from the back in doggy position because you shopuld not see my countenance!"
Both are amused and have fun!
At the end the hippie tears down his mask and says:"He he he, I am not Jesus!"
The nun tears down her robe and says:"He he he, and I´m the busdriver!"

27th November 2007, 10:15	#7 (permalink)
Werner807HDI EV2-Expert Join Date: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Erding Age: 39 Posts: 2,551 Thanks: 0 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts Car: 807 2.2 HDI Tendance Country of origin:	Thank you guys, the bigest "Thank you" you ever heard, I feel touching sweet! Ich bin gerührt! Danke schön! And here the requested joke: A nun is sitting in a bus next to a hippie, and the hippie is turning on her to have sex with her. The nun is certainly coy! While both are getting of the at the same station, the busdriver takes the hippies arm and whispers:"I have a good tip! The nun is praying in the cemetary every evening at ten o´clock!" The hippie was grinning and said thanks! At the evening at ten the hippie masked as Jesus goes to the cemetary. The nun is kneeling and praying. The hippie goes to her and says:"I am Jesus and I command you to have sex with me!" "Ok," says the nun:"But only because you are JESUS, and only from the back in doggy position because you shopuld not see my countenance!" Both are amused and have fun! At the end the hippie tears down his mask and says:"He he he, I am not Jesus!" The nun tears down her robe and says:"He he he, and I´m the busdriver!" __________________ Fahrt schön rechts und haltet Eure Stossstangen sauber! Drive always on the right (or left) and keep your bumpers clean!
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