Happy birthday to WERNER!

bombus · 26th November 2007, 16:21

Happy birthday Werner!

You are only 38, but you deserve the title of the forum's kind grandfather

.

You always pay attention to others' birthdays, bring funny jokes that you had heard and contribute to the good mood of all of us.

I wish you many happy years to come,and keep with your excellent mood!

Fred · 26th November 2007, 16:39

Jea - happy birthday from me too.
Lass die Korken knallen !!!

aroone · 26th November 2007, 16:44

The warmest greetings from me too

. I guess you'll have a good party tonight

.

Greetings,
Arunas

Uwe_rossi · 26th November 2007, 18:47

All the best wishes to you.

mspider81 · 26th November 2007, 19:11

Werner,

from me too! Any birthday joke that you can provide us with???

DirkS. · 27th November 2007, 07:20

Happy birthday!

Werner807HDI · 27th November 2007, 10:15

Thank you guys, the bigest "Thank you" you ever heard, I feel touching sweet!
Ich bin gerührt! Danke schön!

And here the requested joke:

A nun is sitting in a bus next to a hippie, and the hippie is turning on her to have sex with her. The nun is certainly coy!
While both are getting of the at the same station, the busdriver takes the hippies arm and whispers:"I have a good tip! The nun is praying in the cemetary every evening at ten o´clock!"
The hippie was grinning and said thanks!
At the evening at ten the hippie masked as Jesus goes to the cemetary.
The nun is kneeling and praying. The hippie goes to her and says:"I am Jesus and I command you to have sex with me!"
"Ok," says the nun:"But only because you are JESUS, and only from the back in doggy position because you shopuld not see my countenance!"
Both are amused and have fun!
At the end the hippie tears down his mask and says:"He he he, I am not Jesus!"
The nun tears down her robe and says:"He he he, and I´m the busdriver!"

Ron807 · 3rd December 2007, 00:34

Happy Birthday Werner (sorry a bit late...)

Very funny joke, hope the busdriver wasn't you??

Werner807HDI · 3rd December 2007, 08:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron807

Happy Birthday Werner (sorry a bit late...)

Very funny joke, hope the busdriver wasn't you??

Thank you Ron!

Oh my god, no no!

bombus · 3rd December 2007, 10:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Werner807HDI

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron807

Happy Birthday Werner (sorry a bit late...)

Very funny joke, hope the busdriver wasn't you??

Thank you Ron!

Oh my god, no no!

I hope that you were not the nun either

Holger · 3rd December 2007, 15:12

Hi Werner,

also a bit late but all the best from me too!

Werner807HDI · 3rd December 2007, 15:38

Thank you all very much !!!

shaunx · 8th April 2008, 09:39

Hello there,
Jea - Many many happy returns of the day.. May god bless you and shower blessings throughout.

linte · 8th April 2008, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaunx

Hello there,
Jea - Many many happy returns of the day.. May god bless you and shower blessings throughout.

I am afraid you 7 months too early

or 5 months too late

.

Anyway

to the

Werner807HDI · 8th April 2008, 17:20

And I´m afraid this is spam!

26th November 2007, 16:21	#1 (permalink)
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Werner807HDI Godhood Join Date: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Erding Age: 38 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts Car: 807 2.2 HDI Tendance Country of origin:	Thank you guys, the bigest "Thank you" you ever heard, I feel touching sweet! Ich bin gerührt! Danke schön! And here the requested joke: A nun is sitting in a bus next to a hippie, and the hippie is turning on her to have sex with her. The nun is certainly coy! While both are getting of the at the same station, the busdriver takes the hippies arm and whispers:"I have a good tip! The nun is praying in the cemetary every evening at ten o´clock!" The hippie was grinning and said thanks! At the evening at ten the hippie masked as Jesus goes to the cemetary. The nun is kneeling and praying. The hippie goes to her and says:"I am Jesus and I command you to have sex with me!" "Ok," says the nun:"But only because you are JESUS, and only from the back in doggy position because you shopuld not see my countenance!" Both are amused and have fun! At the end the hippie tears down his mask and says:"He he he, I am not Jesus!" The nun tears down her robe and says:"He he he, and I´m the busdriver!" __________________ Fahrt schön rechts und haltet Eure Stossstangen sauber! Drive always on the right (or left) and keep your bumpers clean!
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Werner807HDI Godhood Join Date: 15 Sep 2003 Location: Erding Age: 38 Posts: 2,466 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 15 Posts Car: 807 2.2 HDI Tendance Country of origin:	Thank you all very much !!! __________________ Fahrt schön rechts und haltet Eure Stossstangen sauber! Drive always on the right (or left) and keep your bumpers clean!
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